2. The difference between bees and wasps.

    • Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
    • Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
  4. thekonamicode: My basement got no business lookin’ like this.

    thekonamicode:

    My basement got no business lookin’ like this.

  10. fuckyeahsimonlebonsface: submitted by strange-behaviour

    fuckyeahsimonlebonsface:

    submitted by strange-behaviour

    • police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!
    • me: not with that attitude
  14. fyeahwriterleopard: (Submitted by ihavexxxxinmyheart)

    fyeahwriterleopard:

    (Submitted by ihavexxxxinmyheart)

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